The Straw
While trying to drink her orange juice, she receives a mysterious gift.
“Feitian” by Solace available from www.magnatune.com
Posted: September 9th, 2007 under Um...Hmm....
Comments: 7
Comments
Comment from Becky
Time: September 9, 2007, 8:22 pm
Ah, Carmen, those directions about use of straws are so tiny that ANYONE could use it backwards! Dan and I appreciated the slo-mo OJ umbrella! Thanks for the latest…we were wondering if you would like to use our house/yard for a production?
Comment from Kathleen
Time: September 10, 2007, 2:10 am
Wow, the text of this page looks so wonderful, the way it is below the video instead of to the side. You are a genius webmaster. 
Comment from AunT
Time: September 10, 2007, 2:10 am
I don’t know if you accept screenplay submissions at “One Leg Duck.” If you do, I believe a sequel —- “Sons of Mysterious Gift” — might be a big hit. The story line continues with more OJ and another box delivery with about 16-20 straws inside. Directions show how to assemble the straws into one giant straw. Then, the Girl (Carmen) drinks the OJ from across the street (or from another room in the cute yellow house).
If you accept my submission, don’t worry I won’t take a big cut of the royalties, perhaps a tiny mention in the credits would suffice (: —Only kidding (:
Love “One Leg Duck” and you!
Your AunT
Comment from David F
Time: September 10, 2007, 9:36 pm
I love it Carmen! It reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfeld stand -up bits.
“‘ll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They’re hanging in there with the chopsticks,aren’t they? You know they’ve seen the fork. They’re staying with the sticks. I don’t know how they missed it. Chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day. Shovel. Spoon. Come on. You’re not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues! ”
Miss you Carmen.
Comment from Megan
Time: September 13, 2007, 3:10 am
Ok. Here it is. The ideas of all ideas. If you don’t do this, I will seriously question our friendship.
Music Video.
Love on the Highway.
Yes.
Comment from Megan
Time: September 13, 2007, 3:11 am
Crap, I meant “the idea of all ideas.” A threat is only as valid as its grammar is correct.
Comment from Carmen
Time: September 14, 2007, 2:32 am
Oh, Love on the Highway is coming…
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